Ха, у меня тоже больше всего "shy" получилось)))

У меня поровну Shy и Antisocial %)) Антисоциальный я человек %)) Хотя где-то так и есть, I have to admit

Ох, у меня тоже много "antisocial"((( И верно, некоторые говорят, что soy un misantropo. Да ещё в тесте одном было "людишек не любим"

Prep
[]I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[]I am/was a cheerleader.
[]I'm pretty ditzy.
[]I wear pink 24/7.
[]My looks are very important to me.
[ж]I can’t live without my cell phone. (музыка на мобиле же)
[]My hair is always straight.
[]I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[]I laugh 24/7.
[]I have a million friends.
[]I always hang at the mall or movies.
[]I'll only date popular guys.
[]I listen to rap & pop music.
[]I have at least one designer bag.
[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ж]It takes me at least a half hour to get ready for school in the mornings. (даже час, ибо новости)
[]Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[ж]I don't have a job
[]I wear lots of makeup.
[]I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[]I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total=3ж

Emo
[]I cry a lot.
[]I go to local shows.
[ж]I wear black everyday.
[]I write sad poetry.
[]I play an acoustic guitar.
[]My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. (хто ето?)
[]I self mutilate myself.
[ж]I think about suicide or death often. (уроки истории...)
[ж]People have told me to cheer up.
[]I cry when I see dead animals.
[]My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[]I wear many band shirts.
[]No one understands me. (а воображаемый друг?)
[]I don't talk too often.
[]I look down when I walk. (вверх на облака)
[]I wear black eyeliner. (не крашусь)
[]My fingernails are black. (не крашусь)
[]I have an ex I still cry over.
[]My hair is black.
[]My hair covers one of my eyes.
[]I love Hot Topic. (што?)
[]I always say 'life sucks'. (я не говорю "лайф сакс", я говорю "жизнь - какашка")
Total=3ж

Nerd
[]I have straight A's. (благополучно сошла с отличных на ударные и радуюсь)
[]I wear glasses. (ношу ооочень редко, но есть)
[ж]I always do my homework and study.
[]Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (о_О)
[]Computer games = Love. (Тырнет веселее)
[]I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ж]I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (а нафига?)
[]I have a bedtime. (э... час ночи не подходит, да?...)
[]I use an asthma inhaler.
[]I carry a calculator with me.
[]I bring my lunch to school.
[]I always follow the rules. (бывало так, что нет :rotate
[]I'm shy around the opposite sex. (я со старшим братом 14 лет жила)
[]I'm always on the computer. (нет, не всегда!)
[]I always answer every question in class right. (сфига ли?)
[ж]I correct people's grammar. (акхем.)
[]I read a lot.
[ж]School is very important to me. (конечно же, ведь там есть буфет!)
[]I always stump people.
Total=4ж

Rebel
[]I always speak my mind.
[ж]I have 0% of school spirit. (только "буфет спирит")
[]Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[]I stand up for what I think is right. (сфига ли?)
[]On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors. (шо за спирит дейз?)
[ж]Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. (потому что мозг там, откуда растут руки)
[]I won't listen to authority figures.
[]I always break the rules.
[]I refuse to compromise.
[ж]I'm always arguing with people.
[]I love debate. (а вот фиг)
[]I always do what's unexpected of me. (когда как, тут людей надо подбирать)
[]I don't give a crap what people think of me.
[]If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.(не, я говорю "фильм - какашка" ещё во время фильма)
[]I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[]I only respect my own beliefs.
[]If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[]I laugh at compromising people.
[]I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[]Rules were meant to be broken.
Total=3ж

Jock
[]I'm on one or more sport teams.
[]I always wear my varsity jacket.
[]I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[]I will only date popular girls/guys.
[]School Spirit 100%.
[]I'm going to a college for sports.
[]I watch sports on TV all the time.
[]I'm muscular.
[]I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[]Go Team!
[]I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[Ж]I eat a lot.
[]I'm egotistical.
[]I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[]I sit at the jock lunch table.
[]All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[]I go lots of sports games.
[]I'm very athletic
[]I wear sport inspired clothing.
[]I play at least 3 different sports.
Total=1Ж

Comedian
[]i'm very funny.
[ж]I'm always making jokes. (приходится, в папу пошла же)
[]I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[]I always entertain people by being funny.
[]I worship Kevin Smith. (кто это?)
[]I watch comedies more than anything.
[]I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[]I'm sarcastic.
[]I've been told I'm hilarious.
[]I always imitate people.
[]I pull lots of pranks.
[]I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[]I have to prove myself by being funny.
[]People expect me to make jokes, always.
[]I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[]If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[]Jim Carrey is my idol. (о_О)
[]I mostly get along with everybody.
[]At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[]My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total=1ж, а жаль

Shy
[ж]I don't have a lot of friends. (нет вообще)
[]I don't talk too much.
[]It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[]When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[]I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am. (ага, щас, эти гады на всю жизнь запомнили, что я закончила худшколу)
[ж]People have told me I need to talk more.
[ж]I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[]I look down when I walk.
[ж]I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[]People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[]I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[]I sit in the back of the classroom. (очкарики впереди)
[]I never join in class discussions. (а фот хрен, ибо так веселее)
[ж]I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes. ("а к доске пойдёт...")
[]I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[ж]I talk quietly, and people say "What?" (правда, они не говорят "Вот?")
[]People have called me shy or quiet.
[]I usually let others decide for me. (не всегда)
[]If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. (ага, щас)
[]I would like to be more outgoing. (нет, спасибо)
Total=6ж

Goth
[ж]I wear black.
[]I don't like to be seen.
[]I'm very, very pale.
[]I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[]I love creepy, weird movies.
[]I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ж]I don't like people. (бвахаха)
[]I only go out during the night.
[]I have black fingernails.
[]I wear a long black coat.
[]I also wear big black boots.
[]'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. (шо?)
[]I only date other Goths.
[]I love pain.
[ж]People think I'm crazy. (я старалась)
[]I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ж]I love to scare people. (бвахахаха)
[]I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ж]People are afraid of me. ("Яна! У меня 4 шестёрки подряд по алгебре!" - "О_О э.... *отходит назад*")
Total=5ж

Weirdo
[]I talk to myself. (эт типа "Привет, Аня!" - "Привет Аня!" - "Как дела, Аня?" - "Нормально, Аня"?)
[]I say really random things all the time. (я тщательно продумываю слова за одну-две секунды)
[ж]I fidget a lot.
[]I still use a wheeled backpack.
[]People laugh at me.
[]I walk really funny.
[]I have a very different sense of style.
[]I talk in a robot voice often.
[]I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. (чё?)
[]I debate stuff with myself.
[ж]I hear voices. (и вижу Ленина, да)
[]I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[]I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[]I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. (эт я делаю веирд лукс)
[]I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ж]I dart my eyes from side to side. (ибо без очков нихрена не видно)
[]I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ж]People have no idea why I think the way I do. (бвахахаха)
[]I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[]When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total=4ж

Antisocial
[ж]I hate most people. (бвахахаха)
[ж]I prefer to be alone.
[]When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ж]Actually, most people don't talk to me. (ну ещё бы)
[]People are freakin idiots. (не все же)
[]I live in my room, writing in my diary. (компьютер не в моей комнате, так что нет)
[]I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[]I never greet anyone.
[ж]I despise people who talk too loudly.
[]I want people to think I'm a freak.
[]I never talk.
[ж]I can't wait to get off this earth.
[]I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else. ("пошли в буфет?"-"пошли!" +разбираем устные уроки)
[]I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[]I don't know why I am the way I am. (бвахахаха, я знаю)
[ж]People have said I'm antisocial. (бяки-барабяки они)
[]Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[]I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[]I just don't get along with anyone.
Total=6ж

Skater
[]I skateboard to everywhere.
[]If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[]I shop at Pacsun.(што?)
[]I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. (хто?)
[]Oh yea, and Bam Margera. (хто?)
[]I always play skateboarding video games.
[]I have shaggy hair.
[]I wear baggy pants.
[]I wear skater shoes only.
[]I always wear hoodies.
[]I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[]I'm always learning new board tricks.
[]Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. (лучше школа, чё)
[]I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[]I hang with other skaters.
[]I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[]I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[]I wear vans.
[]Tony Hawks Underground owns. (што?)
[]I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total=нету, и слава богу



Gamer
[]I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[]I love Final Fantasy.
[]DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[]I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ж]I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[]I even play alot of computer games. (раньше играла)
[]I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[]My thumbs are sore often.
[]I spend all my money on new video games.
[]My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[]All I talk about is video games.
[]i've been in a video game competition before.
[]My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[]My grades are eh.
[]I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[]I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[]I have at least 3 memory cards.
[]I watch lay.
[]I've been playing video games for at least 5 years. (у меня компьютера не было файв еарс эгоу)
[ж]I always look up video game cheats. ("привет, Артмани")
Total=2ж

Redneck
[]Elvis is still alive. (да что Элвис, Цой жив! Ленин жил, Ленин жив, Ленин будет жить!)
[]I hunt.
[]I fish.
[]I own something camouflage.
[]I eat venison (deer meat).
[]I live in the country.
[]Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[]I own a bunch of junk I don't need. (бвахахаха, мне нужна любая фиговина!)
[]I have over 10 pets.
[]I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[]I wear a cowboy hat.
[]I've rode a tractor before.
[ж]My jeans are always dirty. (особенности климата)
[]I have a southern accent.
[]I say y'all.
[]Yankees can frick off.
[]I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[]I'm kind of poor.
[]I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ж]i work hard. (а что?)
Total=2ж

Cowgirl/Cowboy
[]I live on a farm.
[]I own at least 2 horses.
[]I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[]I own a cowboy hat.
[](Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[]I ride a tractor.
[ж]I live in a small town.
[]I've lived in Texas before.
[]I wear flannel shirts.
[]I wear overalls.
[]I say y'all and howdy.
[]I have other animals on a farm.
[]I've been in a rodeo before.
[]I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[]I love home cooking, country style.
[]I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[]I say yee-haw!
[]I've went to horse races before.
[]I love cowboy movies.
[]I square dance.
Total=1ж

Social Butterfly
[]I have a lot of friends.
[]I get along with everybody.
[]I enjoy talking to different people.
[]I'm a people person.
[]I love having tons of fun.
[]People come to me for advice. (бвахахаха, это я прихожу к ним, чтобы дать в рыло совета)
[]People take an instant liking to me.
[]It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[]I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[]Everybody thinks I'm awesome. (ага, тридцать раз и три полраза)
[]I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[]I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[]I talk to at least one different person a day.
[]I'm pretty cheerful.
[]I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ж]I never want to argue with people. (ибо нефиг, но чёрт с ним)
[]I love talking.
[]I always have fun doing anything.
[]I'm optimistic. (я? пессимистик? в каком месте?!)
[]I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total=1ж


Hippie
[]I'm a tree hugger.
[]I want to save the earth.
[]I'm comfortable with nudity.
[ж] I have long hair. (были раньше, сейчас хочуууу)
[]I make the peace sign a lot.
[]I'm stuck in the 60's.
[]I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[]Animals shouldn't be eaten. (а травке больно, да)
[]I love tye dye.
[]I've made tye dye stuff before.
[]I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[]I love 60's music. (стыдно сказать, но не слышала, хотя люблю музыку вообще)
[]I'm always chilled out.
[]I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[]I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[]I wear bell bottoms.
[]I say groovy all the time.
[]I love smiley faces & peace signs. (ну не могу я с собой-меланхоликом ничего поделать)
[]I'm a naturalist.
Total=1полуж

Goody Goody
[]I make really good grades.
[]I'm teachers pet.
[]I act sickly sweet to people.
[]I'm nice to everybody. (бвахахаха)
[]I act happy 24/7.
[]I go to church every Sunday. (меня Антихристом прозывают за нетерпимость к церквям)
[]I never cuss.
[]I always say hi to everyone.
[]I dress appropriately.
[]I want to portray a pure image.
[]Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[]I want to impress everybody.
[]I've never been called rude.
[]I'm one of the nicest people. (бвахахаха)
[]I want to achieve everything.
[]I try my hardest with everything I do.
[]I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[]I'm in many different clubs.
[]My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[]I'm very optimistic. (а меланхолик+холерик+флегматик может быть оптимистом?)
Total=ноль, и бвахахаха

Итого:
Prep ............................3ж...............четыре
Emo .............................3ж...............четыре
Nerd ...........................4ж.............три
Rebel ..........................3ж...............четыре
Jock ............................1Ж....................шесть
Comedian ...................1ж....................шесть
Shy ..............................6ж.........раз
Goth .............................5ж..........два
Weirdo .......................4ж.............три
Antisocial ..................6ж.........раз
Skater ........................нету.........................в жЭ
Gamer .........................2ж.................пять
Redneck .....................2ж.................пять
Cowgirl/Cowboy .....1ж....................шесть
Social Butterfly ......1ж....................шесть
Hippie ..........................1полуж.................семь
Goody Goody ............ноль.........................в жЭ

А теперь, товарищи переводчики, помогите, пожалуйста...

RussianYoshkinaNeko Принимаем тебя в наши ряды антисоциальных тихонь %) (и там и там у тебя по 6) И да, больно много в тебе оказалось готского 0_о Х))))

Miss Lennon,
после всяких фиговин типа развода родителей у ани остались:
- нелюбовь к людям;
- разочарование в жини вообще;
- всего два смысла жизни:
...- рисовать хотя бы как Волегов;
...- нажраться вкусностей и сдохнуть
поправить несколько несправедливостей жизни типа аморальности

и с чего бы это у меня ВНЕЗАПНО так оказалось пять жЭ в Готх?...